Mooshack

Mooshack is a very powerful guinea pig from the gods. The name Mooshack can refer to guinea pigs in general or can be specific to Mooshack, The Guinea Pig.

1: Yo, Did you check out my Mooshack the other day? It squeeked really loud when I opened the fridge!
2: I wish I owned the Legendary Mooshack.

by TheHolySpaget August 26, 2022

moosenuckle

an oversized camel's toe.....balogna on pumpernickle

that woman's twat is so big that it looks like she's hiding a moosenuckle in her panties

by Drew May 16, 2003

moosecat

half moose, half cat, a huge creature that is about the size of a large R.V. can swallow children whole and like to smash chinkens

ahhh! look out! that moose cat is coming right for us!

by ian rocks! March 2, 2005

Moosefucker

A person who is fond of hot man/animal sex with a moose.

Nick is a moosefucker

by Squirrelfucker January 16, 2011

moosepack

A Scrumptous treat of mysterious origin. Usually comes in little leather cornpouches of the natives. Moosepack has a robust and refreshing flavor.

Jon: Man, I sure am pretty blasted right now.
Evan: Yeah, I sure could go for some moosepack.

by Jonis January 3, 2007

Moosecock

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.

My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.

by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003

Hogan MOOSECOCK

a man with a paris hilton like stature, claims he has a moosecock, and wears women's boy short panties as shorts, talks with a deep texan hooker like voice. He has been spotted walking the slums of st.marteen. once you have tamed the beast he will refer to you as "cool as ice"

look at the texan tranny hooker, he looks like a hogan moosecock

by cockmongrelsxm July 7, 2011