moongooning

when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.

Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)

by Samir's Shotgun May 16, 2023

Chinese Moonroof

(N.) the act of defecating through the sunroof of an automobile

“Raeshaun fuckin wild bro he really ran a Chinese moonroof on Mrs. Sherry”

by DoinksScoobs October 16, 2018

moonpoon

An attractive female, usually considered out of your league.

"Yo man, see that banging girl over there at the bar? I'm gonna go hit that up."
"Good luck man, but that's moonpoon. Your fugly ass doesn't have a chance."

by whitecarl June 11, 2008

Market Moonsoon

1. A rare, massive "Short Squeeze" event in the financial market that is devastating enough to completely bankrupt large hedge funds negatively affected by it, creating a broader impact across the market where many securities sharply fall in price while others rise dramatically in price.

Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).

In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.

Toxic Hedge Funds and Market Makers caused a Market Moonsoon after the fraudulent trade practice of "naked shorting" $GME backfired when retail investors bought and held the stock, causing $GME's price to reach astronomical levels while the price of many other securities held by the toxic market participants crashed while they were forcibly liquidated after being defaulting.

by HCMF_MaceFace July 3, 2021

moongoon

Avionics engineer. No one can else can understand how radios work.

How do these electrons jump off wires? Bloody Moongoon shit.

by Smeg January 12, 2004

Moonroofing

The act of standing out of a moon roof.

My mom just got a new car. i was thinking about moonroofing later.

by Amzing Mocho Man March 28, 2010

moonmoon_ow

A shitty meme streamer. His chat spams purple lady face all the time. He can't enjoy quality streams since all they do is spam it.

Man that streamer is like a moonmoon_ow, so much subscriber spam

by Wolverine_OW June 21, 2017