Moonjob

The act of fucking someones butt cheeks...not the butt hole just the cheeks

She was on the rag so I gave her a moonjob

by Rb Cooleo September 22, 2012

moonbae

The cutest fucking ship between the boys Canada bros. They're kinds chaotic but that makes it better. Kevin is Jacob, Jacob is Kevin, together they are one 🥺💕

Bro did u see moonbaes revent live?
Yeah omg the chaotic energy that it radiated

by Bb stayatiny September 14, 2020

Moonjung

The sexiest being in existence.

That guy is such a moonjung.

He's lame, he'll never be a moonjung.

by WaltHeisenberg July 8, 2012

Mooncake

(Also known as Specimen E-351.)

A cute, round, green, planet-destroying alien in the animated TV Series, Final Space. Mooncake is characterised by his pair of antennas and stumps, and his very limited vocabulary, consisting mostly of "chookity," "ooh," and "wow."

Mooncake is the cutest alien to ever appear on my TV screen.

by GarethPW August 11, 2018

Moonage daydream

Three words: DAVID FUCKING BOWIE
(Wait no that’s 5)
(Four there)
(Two)
(Ahhh fuck)

Freak out in a moonage daydream, ohhh yeahhhhh

by ZiggyStardustFanGirl May 12, 2019

Moonbase Alpha

A free game produced by NASA to be downloaded and played from Steam. The objective of the game is to co-operate with your teamates and preform various tasks, such as repairing your base after a meteor storm.

However, this is pointless, due to the text-to-speech option, which will let everything you and others say be translated into text to speech. Thus, in mostly all of the lobbies, you will see people saying 'JOHN MADDEN' or 'AEIOU', and will not get the joke untill you turn text-to-speech on. When joining a server, there's an unspoken rule at least ONE person will be spamming 'AEIOU' or 'EBAY' in the monotone of stephen hawkings/microsoft sam.

Popular phrases on moonbase alpha are:

'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU' 'JOHN MADDEN! JOHN MADDEN!' 'AEIOU? AEIOU!' 'SNAKE? SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAaaake!' '1234567890' '?!?!?!?!?!?!' 'EBRBRBRBRBR', et cetra, et cetra.

by TheDailyFail May 9, 2011

Moonlanding

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.

Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.

by traumageek May 19, 2010