Going out with the boys to behead a Buffalo then take psychedelic drugs while chanting around the corpse at night
“Where were you the other night I found Buffalo blood on your shirt”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”
by KgasK November 15, 2023
The act of going into the woods, shoving a Buffalo skull up your ass, doing a shitload of peyote, and jacking off. This act will allow you to talk to the moon worm.
Me and John got some buffalo skulls and peyote and went out to Halsey National Forest -you guessed it, moon gooning all night baby.
by George Palorovik February 20, 2025
by Chief gape November 19, 2023
When you Obtain a Buffalo's skull and wear it, and cover Yourself in the blood of the Buffalo, and you goon in the moonlight, and you convene with the spirits with the boys.
by Theeinfoprovider November 13, 2023
A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon
by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024
moon gooning is a spiritual ritual where you gather together during a full moon and start gooning to resurrect the phoenix.
by Spimbopulis July 06, 2024
moon gooning is a native american ritual that is performed under the moonlight and is usually performed in a group that involves blowing the head off a buffalo, skinning a elk whilst harvesting it's organs as you throw the guts in a tree while taking peyote and gooning (witch means ejaculating) in the elk's entrails . If done properly, you will ascend to the spirit realm and can resurrect the Phoenix, but if not done properly it has a chance of summoning the Eight-legged Chinese Man. Keep in mind that moon gooning is a illegal practice if you don't have a license.
by ProfessionalMoon-Gooner January 14, 2024