mofart

An old man who is grumpy. An extremely miserable old fart.

check out that curmudgeon, he's such a mofart~!

by Purdy Murdy January 22, 2012

mootard

retard who resembles a cow in some form

you are such a mootard!

by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003

Moogar

This unusual cross of a bull moose and female cougar is found rarely in North America. But there have been sightings, mostly in inland British Columbia Canada. Scientists are still unsure how a moose could mate successfully with a cougar, but there is one confirmed case and it is being studied.

I was driving from Kelowna to Barrier, when this moogar walking on two legs, with moose horns started chasing me

by radioactivenewf September 21, 2009

Moofa

A word describing anything. It can be used as a verb or a noun.

Usually used to describe the action of masturbation (v). Also commonly used as a replacement for the word "penis", and an enemy in the video game, Call of Duty 4.

Also used for someone's name if you can't remember it.

1. I moofaed last night. It was epic.

2. My Moofa is almost 3 inches long. Hopefully it's long enough to pop Eliza's cherry.

3. That fucking Moofa is using Juggernaut and Last Stand. What a faggot.

4. "Yo D-Rec, whoos dat fine Moofa in da cheerleading outfit" -Gangsta 1
"I dont know blud. Probly becky or something"

by G-Head June 1, 2009

moofa

A moofa is a person who is unsightly and very disturbing to look at. When you see someone who has this sort of description, the word moofa will magically pop into yor head.

Gelsey said to zarin, "Eww what a moofa!!"

by Abeer March 14, 2005

moofer

Moo - fer: noun - A term used to describe a person as resembling a cow. Slang: A term used to refer to a friend in a slightly degrading way but as a friendly greeting.

1) "That chick is a real Moofer!"

2) "Hey Moofers... Let's buggy up!"
"Thanks for the ICDB, Moofer!"

by PastorVor July 12, 2004

moofer

a non-gender-specific term for genitals.

"If you don't stop that, I'll kick you in the moofer."

by bertiem August 11, 2009