Monte Carlo

The most used and most prestigious of racing circuits which everyone knows. Apart from Will Rastall of Leeds...
Also means superlative

see spoiler

that party was Monte Carlo!

by Tom Scott February 12, 2003

Monte Carlo

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars are 1973-1977. Not 78 and newer (sorry Monte Guy). These cars are cliche'd for being low riders and are heavy as hell, but can and do make a good sleeper. These cars can also take a lot of punishment which is why a lot of people use them as demolition derby or circle track cars.

Check out that awesome red and white 1976 Monte Carlo. He sure smoked that '70 Chevelle.

by 76monteman April 4, 2004

Monte Carlo

Ham and cheese sandwich with strawberry Pop Tarts as the bread.

I was mad hungry this morning so I just whipped up a Monte Carlo.

by Buttwipes October 14, 2020

Monte Carlo

Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina

She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo

by the amazing TW March 18, 2010

Monte Carlo

(Noun) a shitty car whose owner is equally as shitty. Usually he will smell of rancid feet or of used dildos. (Verb)To drive play halo at a below average level (Adj) Shitty.

(Noun) God, Andrew's monte carlo isn't worth fixing up. More like Monte car-no." said Jeff, who owns a lesbian car. (Verb) Andrew Monte Carlos so the teams are never fair. (Adj) Andrew, take your smelly, cock biting, monte carlo ass out of here.

by Superflylemonaid June 11, 2006

Monte Carlo Restaurant

The best italian restaurant in the state of Virginia. In a cute city called Lynchburg. As soon as you walk in you will be consumed of the great scent of true italian food. From homemade pizzas with a special dough to Veal Franchese for two. With the outstanding Waitresses and Waitors and the Professional cooks you will never be in denial of why you came.Grazie!!

Lets go to Monte Carlo Restaurant.

by Spankii and Carchop April 3, 2011

charleston monte carlo

When your deployed to Afghanistan and someone on your team shits in your pillowcase.

Jason just left a Charleston monte carlo in Aaron's room.

by SENDMEHOMEALREADY April 12, 2016