monosex

1. To have sex with oneself.
2. To practice oral sex on oneself.

"and no im not gonna cum in my mouth or monosex ha myself to i cum you fags who are getting hung!"

by Fathead Joe January 21, 2004

Monosex

A term coined to describe sex with only one person. Otherwise known as "Mastrubation"
This term can be used to make men and women feel not so lonely about the fact that they have no one to touch their dark sectors, mainly due to excessive playing of the game "World of Warcraft"

Guy 1- Dude i had monosex for like 20 minutes last night!

Guy 2- I would have but i was too busy getting my Night Elf to level 68!

Guy 1- DUDE!!!!1!!!111!!one!eleven!!!

by Tyishwa / St Crispy January 9, 2009

Monotext

When you receive a text message, email or instant message that seemingly seems monotone or without emotion or sympathy when it is read.

*Cell Vibrates...1 New Message*

"Oh im soo sorry for your loss*

*Replies*

"Thanks for the Monotext..."

by DaLtOn2021 November 6, 2009

monoleg

a person who is so fat their legs chafe together severely, giving the impression that they only have one leg.

rosie:hey i just saw a monoleg!!!

by woodybriankatehelen February 3, 2010

monosexual

A person who has sex only with themselves.

No one I know can satisfy me, so I am monosexual.

by ND494 January 20, 2005

monosexual

To be sexual attracted to yourself

Zack got a boner by looking at his own asshole and then proceeded to masturbanate because he's a monosexual.

by whacking day July 31, 2010

monosexual

A person who chooses to be single, i.e., they only have sex with themselves.

"You got a girlfriend?", "No, I'm a monosexual".

by tcumming123 March 6, 2008