A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.
Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.
by inew April 1, 2015
Get the serial monogamistmug. Tara is not a player but she is a serial monogamist.
Tom is never flippant with women; he claims to be only a serial monogamist.
Tom is never flippant with women; he claims to be only a serial monogamist.
by Vickidee April 28, 2011
Get the serial monogamistmug. Someone who eats the one exact same food for lunch every day. Compared to a monogamous relationship where one strictly has just one partner.
Person 1: Look at Bill in the office kitchen eating a bagel sandwich again.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
Person 2: He hasn't brought any other food for lunch at all this year, Bill is a lunch monogamist, he refuses to have any other lunch but one.
by GorillaGripCuuchie69 January 17, 2021
Get the Lunch monogamistmug. by Night King January 2, 2018
Get the Serial monogamistmug. A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood
by Butterfly December 15, 2003
Get the serial monogamistmug. A serial monogamist ~ a person who loves being in love, and always finds him or herself in relationships all the time. Being a serial monogamist has its pros and cons. On one hand you’re monogamous, you would never ever cheat on a partner, and no one likes infidelity. They do NOT go from one person straight to the next. The time span is not limited
by Anya buddsale June 9, 2019
Get the Serial monogamistmug.