Monkeyears

Someone with massive ears that stick out like an erection

Danny has massive monkeyears

by Danno.lavel December 1, 2016

MonkeyPants

The super cool future ruler of the world who is usually obsessed with Alexander the Great and reading books about domination, innovation and how to rule a nation.

You're such a MonkeyPants!

Who do you think you are - MonkeyPants???

by Your new boss July 22, 2004

Sexual Monkeybars

Sex between a really large guy and a small girl, or extremely active sex.

"Oh man, those two are totally mismatched, she's gotta do the sexual monkeybars"

by Cyanidegelcaps February 20, 2009

Monkeypuss

(n, college/internet slang) An unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external vagina.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.

Are you giving me a blowj-- Oh my god thats your vagina.

A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.

by Xent December 24, 2007

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

monkey paws

A sexual predator's hands.
Intense sexual touching of another dude's bitch.
Unexpecting touching or gropping of your girl.

History: Monkey paws were first discovered in the South of Germany however recent studies have shown large concentrations of Monkey paws in Central Spain. Normal human male hands have been known to morph into monkey paws at the presence alcohol and nude lasciviously dancing women.

That Mofo has his monkey paws on my girl.
Homey was monkey pawing that bitch while I spanked her.
I got first, then you can put your monkey paws in her.

by shimmybang July 14, 2006

monkeyhats

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

by Big Ron J January 19, 2009