monkeypatching

changing code at runtime without modifying the original source code, typically motivated by the intent to patch a bug in 3rd party code or workaround a feature

dude this maintainer sucks. im monkeypatching everying myself

by ナニカ August 28, 2023

MonkeyHorseShit

When something is really really fucked up,Discriptive noun

Man this ChickenFucker job is some MonkeyHorseShit

by David November 23, 2002

monkeyass

A very bad smelling object, with a pungent,vivacious, and overwheling odor.

"Damn! Your gym shoes got some monkeyass smell to 'em"

by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

Monkeybath

A bath that is so hot that when you sit down in it you go 'Ooh ooh ooh ah ah ah'.

I had a filthy day at work yesterday, so much so that I had to go for a monkeybath

by Geordie Paraguay-Remain September 14, 2010

monkeyfast

1) akin to super-fly or dope, meaning which something is cool beyond typical english language

2) to perform repetitive or mundane functions with uncommon dexterity and speed

3) An non-definable measurement of great speed and slickness

Dude,that was totally monkeyfast. Now we have time to read.

by reggieboy December 14, 2008

Monkeypads

Video game controllers, like those used on PlayStation and Nintendo game console systems.

David had mastered the use of monkeypads while playing Halo.

by masterofpads August 1, 2011

monkeyhairs

Pubic hair

I shaved my monkeyhairs

by Gtrguy January 7, 2022