(noun) Meaningless expletive similar to "rat's ass" or "ratfuck," only more emphatic, a monkeyfuck being a step up from not giving a rat's ass or not giving a monkeyfuck.
I told him that I didn't give a rat's ass if he didn't like my fucking his girlfriend and he said he didn't give a monkeyfuck if I didn't like the beating he was gonna give me. Anyway, that's why I'm in the hospital. The doctors here don't give a monkeyfuck ... I almost never see one ... and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bloody.
ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo
ratfuck don't give a fuck don't give a rat's ass don't give a ratfuck fuck-a-doodle-doo
by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 22, 2014
same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.
by wordguy September 28, 2012
1.) When someone gets on top of their parter (Usually female, who is face down, laying flat.) and has sex with them; Sex Act.
2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)
3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.
4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"
2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)
3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.
4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"
by N4rF February 10, 2003
"HOLY SHIT!!! That Monkeyfuck is fucking a squirrel up the ass!!! Daaaaaaaaaaamnn this is soooooo hott!!!!!!"
- A Monkeyfuck
- A Monkeyfuck
by A Monkeyfucker June 30, 2009
by Lickmedaddi October 23, 2020