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monkey foot

A blow job that is so good, one of the feet stretch out and the toes curl in imitation of a monkey's foot. Usually accompanied by an outstretched arm with clenched fingers.
She sucked me off so good, I had monkey foot going on.
by Lucreza Borgia February 3, 2007
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Monkeyfart

A general insult that more or less means a little shit disturber or someone who ruins the mood/ kills the fun.
What, we're not going to the mall tommorow? Don't be such a monkeyfart.
by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003
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monkeyfoozle

An insulting or teasing word that is used in an affectionate manner.
Kid: Daddy's a monkeyfoozle!
Daddy: What?! No way, you're the monkeyfoozle!
by Komadori March 13, 2005
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Monkey Foot Fish Hook

Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.
by UCF Sab October 17, 2006
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Monkeyfisting

Waving one's clenched fists around in the air (usually done while pissed off) while screaming and yelling at someone or something, thus appearing to be an angry monkey.
I cut some guy off in traffic today and he got out of his car and started monkeyfisting.
by Jen Brauer May 6, 2010
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monkeynoodle1

monkeynoodle1 is the best mutual ever
by Bleepblob July 7, 2021
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monkeyrooster

The male equivalent of a siren. A monkeyrooster has all of the best qualities that a woman looks for in a partner. To be called a monkeyrooster is to be paid the highest of compliments
You might be a little hasty but by god you're gorgeous, infact I'd even go so far as to call you a monkeyrooster
by rudegirl April 21, 2004
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