Monkeyfishing

To write a story on a web site (the more respectable and prominent the better) that is complete and abject bullshit. From a famous incident involving Slate magazine where a writer wrote a story positing a sport involving fishing rods, oranges and simians, and (surprise!) it all turned out to be fabricated.

Obama is really the love child of Raquel Welch and Sammy Davis Junior? Interesting theory, but I think you're monkeyfishing.

by Odgred Weary October 20, 2010

MonkeyFist Energy

MonkeyFist Energy or MFE is when someone is overly arrogant when they are hot shit and/or tries to make everything about themselves.

Person1: "I came across this huge asshole the other day."
Person2: "Really? What kind of person were they?"
Person1: "Oh they gave off huge MonkeyFist Energy."
Person2: "God what a prick."

by Nathan._. May 3, 2022

monkeyfuck

Lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud

Hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyfuck

by Bungalow Bill March 4, 2003

monkeylove

To conduct love making in a manner that is wild, passionate, animalistic, and perhaps even humorous. Lovemaking as a primitive, resonant visceral experience.

(Mutual fulfillment seems to be a key component of monkeylove, versus a rape or mindless coitus in which only the guy gets anything out of it.)

Somewhat related to the idea in the Cool & The Gang song, "Jungle Boogy".

she came over and we made sweet, torrid monkeylove

by MNO September 2, 2004

spiderman monkeyface

when a girl is sucking you off you pull out and blow your load in your hand, and with the other hand you grab a bunch of your own pubic hair.. then you proceed to fire the jism like spider man in her face followed immediatley by a handfull of pubes. she will have a monkey face!

Jim gave Rosie a spiderman monkeyface last night!!

by Tomgerardod October 5, 2008

Monkeyfart

A general insult that more or less means a little shit disturber or someone who ruins the mood/ kills the fun.

What, we're not going to the mall tommorow? Don't be such a monkeyfart.

by Andrew Maxwell October 31, 2003

monkeyfying

When someone or something turns someone or something into a monkey

the wizard was monkeyfying the chav because chavs are stupid and are sold for scientific experiments

by McCartan November 23, 2007