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monkeybutt

Term used in the motorcycle world to define what your butt looks like after a long ride either on-road or off-road.
"Man, I am suffering from some serious Monkey Butt after riding that trail all-day long"
by Howboucha December 18, 2003
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moneybutter

adj. used to describe an action that is so amazing that it cannot be explained in any other way; typically used when an action in sports is unbelievable.
(playing pool) Bro number 1: "Hey bro, hit that 8 ball in that pocket off two walls." (shot goes in) Bro number 2: "That shot was so moneybutter."
by teammoneybutter May 4, 2015
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monkeybutton

Another word for your bum hole, specifically a female one.
During sex apply pressure or penetrate and the female makes monkey noises.
EW EW EW E E E AH AH AH
John was licking Mary and started pressing her monkeybutton, she went apeshit.
by Buzzie July 27, 2006
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monkey butter

a food spread made with the following ingredients:
1 banana
2 tbsp peanut butter
1 cup vanilla yogurt
2 tsp cinnamon sugar

Works well on toast, especially french toast.
Great with Nutella!
For lunch today, my mom packed me a monkey butter sandwich. All the kids in the cafeteria went apeshit.
by issyakd April 26, 2008
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Monkeybutt

An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.
Once you find a Monkeybutt, they will never leave your side.
by Kelephan September 10, 2011
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monkeybutt

The condition resulting from inadequate wiping of the anus following defecation, which can cause the afflicted to appear monkey-like as they dig in their butt, trying to appease the itching.
"Man I have a severe case of monkeybutt. I need to use your bathroom for a few minutes."
by JeremiahN July 27, 2007
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Monkey Butter

The creamy sludge which gathers under the foreskin of the penis.
Ugh! You really need to clean up that Monkey Butter under your foreskin, Captain Schmegma!
by Nickorette November 20, 2007
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