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MonkeyBurrito

When a monkey is in a burrito, is the burrito and also not in the burrito at the same time. An elusive creature that also goes by "Arthur" and "Tom." No one knows where it came from but it's cute as heck.
Yo, have you seen MonkeyBurrito? I heard he's making a Taco Bell in Minecraft.
by monkeyburrito November 1, 2020
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Moneydump

Employee 1: Man, I really hate when i have to take a dump at work.

Employee 2: Dude, you're crazy! I'm all about the straight up gold producing MONEYDUMPS!!!!
by ONLYNOD July 6, 2011
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Monkeybagging

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.
"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"
by Mr H G Stevens May 29, 2007
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moneyburger

noun: a burger so good you could use it as currency
"I was at this restaurant last night, and i had the best fu**in' moneyburger."
by the master of B May 10, 2008
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Monkeybird

A notorious vandal that paints flying monkeys throughout Detroit's urban landscapes. Something of a local villian.
"Did you see that the Monkeybird tagged the museum last week?"
by Johnsonville May 2, 2005
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monkeyhumper

another term for any annoying wordemo/word kid.
Ewwww. You listen to Modest Mouse? You stupid monkeyhumper.
by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
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MonkeyBeard

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.
I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!
by Philip Sap June 14, 2008
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