monkeybitten

Dark circles under a girls eyes. The term is derived from the girls looking sickly, therefore possibly bitten by a virus ridden monkey. There are a certain subset of guys who have a fetish for this look. Some may say they are "smitten for the bitten". This look can be achieved via makeup, lack of sleep, and heroin use. Also called MonkeyBites

"wow!! will you get a look at that girl!! she is hot!!" "no way dude she is monkeybitten".

by Shawn A. Cyran June 27, 2005

MonkeyBurrito

When a monkey is in a burrito, is the burrito and also not in the burrito at the same time. An elusive creature that also goes by "Arthur" and "Tom." No one knows where it came from but it's cute as heck.

Yo, have you seen MonkeyBurrito? I heard he's making a Taco Bell in Minecraft.

by monkeyburrito November 1, 2020

Monkeybagging

When the gentleman is receiving fellatio from his good partner, and wishes to heighten the pleasure of the general act he may want to 'monkeybag' them. This involves the simple act of tugging the partner's ears away and perpendiclar to the head, thus causing a change in appearance to these as well as the shape of the oral cavity and lips. The surprised noise emitted (invariably also simian in nature) increases the stimulation on the gentleman's lingam whilst rendering the aforementioned partner even more ape-like.

"I had to use her earrings as a monkeybagging aid again. Dear Felicity, she can certainly cook a good breakfast but she needs help when she's feeding on Mr. Pickles"

by Mr H G Stevens May 29, 2007

moneyburger

noun: a burger so good you could use it as currency

"I was at this restaurant last night, and i had the best fu**in' moneyburger."

by the master of B May 10, 2008

Moneybagz Pham

someone, usually of asian descent, who is totally supafly, rad occasionally.

friend 1: hey, did you see brandon yesterday?
friend 2: omg yessss! he was lookin' sooo cool! Imma call him moneybagz pham!

by wwwowmazahs October 4, 2010

Monkeyparking

The practice of remaining inside a sexual partner after sex while waiting for another erection to appear.

"So I finished up but I was totally monkeyparking her"

by onanthebarbarian May 7, 2014

Moneybagg Joe

Nickname given to President Joe Biden after he signed the $1.9 trillion COVID-19 relief bill. The moniker is coined after Memphis rapper Moneybagg Yo. The meme originated on Twitter, when user @deviousnegus tweeted "Moneybagg Joe" in response to news of the relief package. The term is often seen with photoshopped images of the President in stereotypical "hip-hop" attire, such as expensive chains, bust-down watches, durags ...

Moneybagg Joe really pulled thru with that stimmy
Fr? Imma fuck around and order a whole ass whale at Red Lobster

by yungling March 16, 2021