"I love you Monkey Man".................
"Fuck off Monkey Man"...................
"oh,Monkey Man,you're the best"..............
"Fuck off Monkey Man"...................
"oh,Monkey Man,you're the best"..............
by Dr Lokoss July 6, 2004

by N. Mason April 26, 2011

When you have a stoner of a boyfriend and they get so high they are almost in a trance and forget you are there. i.e zoning out by watching t.v or making food. When you try to tell them a story they don't listen.
by Jessica smackdown March 5, 2008

a douche bag....who works at the local skateshop(in batavia)....laughs all the time about stupid shit no one cares about....wheres the same hurley pants..everyday and always talks about how good he is at skateboarding (but he sucks)
by tim oh man ion August 15, 2003

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.
- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!
- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...
- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...
by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008
