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Super Ninja Monkey Death Car

ummm a super death car driven by a ninja monkey. Also, a best selling book on News Radio.
I am the dragons testicle feel mt power... Donkey, donkey, donkey Super
Ninja Monkey Death Car.~Mr. James
by Nick Beaudet February 21, 2004
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Ninja Monkey Death Bread

Bread, that is eaten with pasta, and is thrown in a ninja-like fashion across the table aimed at people, to which effect, people jump up in an attempt to escape in a similar way to which monkeys would.

The aim of this tool is to kill... no one will be left alive!
by N.M.D.B. Master August 20, 2010
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ninja monkey

the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they

can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes

gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
by ninjamonkey101 November 13, 2011
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hot ninja tantric monkey sex

A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.
"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."
by Shaniqua Wellsfargo January 18, 2008
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flying ninja monkeys

The ultimate power in the universe known to man. Superior to anything else used for combat, including people and devices.
Don't piss Corby off or he'll send his Flying Ninja Monkeys after you!
by V-Man December 14, 2004
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flying ninja monkeys

Flying Ninja Monkeys(AKA FNM's) were once the dominant race on this planet...however after hundreds of years of war between them and Flying Ninja Gorillas(AKA FNG's-see Flying Ninja Gorrilas for definition) the FNM's decided to hide their survivors and reamin in secrecy...only recently has their been rhumours of 2 wise men known as Corby And Vahon, have been able to command these FNM's...i was among the first to fall to their extreme power...WARNING: let no force ever underestimate their power.
Bushes presence in Iraq is not only for the oil....that is a cover story....he is looking for the power to control FNM's and FNG's
by Victum Of Their Wrath January 4, 2005
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Monkey-Cheese-Ninjas-Pirates

Nerds who think they're "random" and hilarious because they yell out shit like "Monkey! Cheese!" and laugh their asses off.
If I hear one more thing about waffles from that Monkey-Cheese-Ninja-Pirate, I'm leaving.

She is really annoying in a monkey-cheese-ninjas-pirates way.
by enigmaramus October 27, 2011
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