monke

monke can do many things. monke swim. monke swing. monke rotate. monke spin. monke eat banana. monke eat coconut.

Reject humanity, return to monke.

Person 1: monke?

Person 2: monke.

Person 3: monke good.

by ill0gical March 25, 2021

Monk on

When you are in a foul mood, due to the actions of some one else, or when a child can't get their own way.

I told Jonny he couldn't buy that rc helicopter, he got a right monk on!

by Naffito January 10, 2009

Monke

Something you should return to.

Return to monke

by Xathros December 11, 2020

monke

monke is the best thing in the world even mroe good than hooman,
dumb hooman destroys the world and monke is just peacefull

i love monke do you love monke too?
yes i also love monke everyone who doesnt love monke should die

by monke man tom (epik) July 21, 2021

Monke

Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending

by monkegoddoode December 9, 2020

Monke

A god who is upon us and shall judge us by the way we smell and if you fail you shall perish

God I hope i can watch monke 10 hour compilation

by Purge_KingSlayer November 10, 2019

monk monk

a fnaf fan who likes to clean his house

“is that adriel?”

“yeah the monk monk”

by anonymous February 17, 2022