Monke

Monke is life. Life is monke. Give monke banana. Monke happy. Monke god. Monke chonky. Monke life.

Dude 1: Yo bro did you worship monke today?

Dude 2: no bro i didn’t.

Dude 1: *pulls out brown lightsaber* u know what is ment to happen

Dude 2: *pulls out red lightsaber* i do!

*epic battle scene*

*Dude 2’s arm got cutoff cause he a loser*

Dude 2: Ahhhhhh! *dies of not living*

*monke god summons*

Monke god: u have done well bro

Dude 1: Yes god! I have!

Ending

by monkegoddoode December 9, 2020

Monke

A god who is upon us and shall judge us by the way we smell and if you fail you shall perish

God I hope i can watch monke 10 hour compilation

by Purge_KingSlayer November 10, 2019

monk monk

a fnaf fan who likes to clean his house

“is that adriel?”

“yeah the monk monk”

by anonymous February 17, 2022

monke

gib banana

am monke where banana

reject humanity return to monke

and then theres chunky
hes dead

by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw March 1, 2021

monke

(mostly used in memes; as or part of a joke)

human evolution stages before present human/homo sapiens; monkey

"Reject humanity, return to monke." Albert Einstein

by IdioTHICC March 3, 2021

Monke

Ooh ooh big monke go ooh ooh ah ah. Monke s go ah ah banana.

Monke banana doo doo man

by Monkey Whisperer November 1, 2020

monke

monke

monke

by anonymous February 15, 2021