mojopack

to put an excessive amount of people into a small vehicle

Piper mojopacked his sub-compact car with 10 of his buddies.

by Bob D Builder October 4, 2009

monopadice

A person who exhibits all of the following:

1.) Attempts to freestyle rap, and doesn't succeed.
2.) Takes advantage of drunk women (good looking optional).
3.) Every time he/she hangs out with friends has a 1:6 chance of completely wiggin out and going beserker doing random violent and irrational shit.
4.) ^ other than the previous traits is a pretty decent guy to hang out with.

Monopadice: "I'm white yall, like rice yall!"

Random dude: "Yo man, you want another beer?"

Monopadice: "Fuck this shit motherfucker! I'm feelin' a little irish! You wanna go motherfucker! Like I wanna fuck some chick after that shit that went on with the last girl, fuckin abortions and shit, what the fuck!? What the hell is this shit the fuckin bouncer wants to kick me out for drinkin' my beer after 2AM! I love titties!"

*Monopadice picks a fight w/ the biggest bouncer in the bar, gets thrown the fuck out, and peels out of the parking ramp in from of an unmarked car back towards campus*

by Tapemaster J September 20, 2008

Monjolaoluwa

An attractive person who everyone wants to befriend, a calm and funny person also.

"That guy Monjolaoluwa his pretty cool."

by MDAbis November 22, 2021

Monjolaoluwa

Monjolaoluwa is the best name to grace planet earth. They are joyful people who have massive cocks and are very top at what they do. You can never go wrong with a Monjolaoluwa.

Monjolaoluwa what a top man

by Topgeez67 November 22, 2021

Monopath

Descriptive Noun. Shorthand for selective empathy. Someone who only shows empathy for only one area or group but is indifferent to others.

She’ll cry over a stray cat but laugh at people’s problems. She’s such a monopath

by hydre September 20, 2025