While doing a girl from behind, begin to yell incomprehensibly in Spanish, when she turns around to ask you what the hell youre doing, immediately ejaculate into a toilet plunger and stick it on her face without giving her any time to react.
“Hey John, what did you and Stacy do last night?”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”
“I served up the New Mexico Mojito if you know what I mean!”
by flocktoppler July 11, 2019
Get the The New Mexico Mojito mug."Since you're Vulcan and can't express any emotion and this is the 22nd century with all this techy stuff and 'I love you' is used too much as it is I guess I'll be monitoring your frequency."
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A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.
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by Lundy July 20, 2005
Get the Mojito mug.Monitor Stalking – Someone who glances between two monitors but stares at each monitor in utter confusion while making it appear as though they are attempting to work.
Accountant 1 - I sure wish I had my bank statements.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.
Accountant 2 - For sure, it's too bad your accounting assistant suffers from monitor stalking.
by lifeduzt March 11, 2010
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by Babu Bhaiya April 2, 2021
Get the Desi Mojito mug.when someone suddenly screams at a computer shop facing the monitor of a computer for like 1 inch apart from his/her face yelling some bad words for some reasons like losing a game or something.
patrick: shit ! mother fucker !
audrey: come on patrick, don't be a monitor screamer, everyone can hear you from outside, its just a game you know.
audrey: come on patrick, don't be a monitor screamer, everyone can hear you from outside, its just a game you know.
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