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Hallmark Movie Syndrome

Single women who try to interfere in marital relationships because they think "they'll be right" for reporting that a spouse might be committing infidelity, with no evidence and acting with actual malice, for a multitude of (usually selfish) reasons instead of minding their own business.
Samantha, who has never been married, has Hallmark Movie Syndrome (HMS) because 1) she was convinced that Aubrey and Tim were cheating on their spouses and 2) acted on her own disinformation to spread rumors 3) they were actually pultonic best friends, but Samantha cannot fathom this because she has HMS.
Hallmark Movie Syndrome by Eddy L January 27, 2023
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Monke Syndrome 

At any given point of time, the number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time
Last night Monty was telling me that he is cool because some girl saw his instagram story.
I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome
Monke Syndrome by Neriv October 15, 2020

monke syndrome 

At any given point of time, the max number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time. By this definition, the max stages of MS can never decrease. It'll either remain constant in best case or keep on increasing.
Yesterday Monty was telling me that he was cool because some girl was stalking him via his instagram story

I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome
monke syndrome by Neriv October 15, 2020

Horror-Movie Syndrome

"Horror-Movie Syndrome", the syndrome a character gets the second they're in a dangerous situation that freezes them in place for whatever reason
"Hey frank, you see that guy there? Looks like he got the horror-movie syndrome!"
"Yeah, OH WOW HE JUST GOT SLICED!"
"Really got to him huh"

Elephant Man Movie Syndrome 

What happens when a person watches a movie "based" on a true story and believes everything that happened in that movie is actually true.
The fact that many people think that Joseph Merrick's name was actually John Merrick is a case of Elephant Man Movie Syndrome.

Movie Theater Syndrome 

The feeling that you are not yourself after watching a movie in theaters. Symptoms may be : depression, feeling like you're not yourself/human, wishing you were part of the universe in said movie, or you temporarily develop characteristics from the main character.
I get Movie Theater Syndrome everytime I leave the theaters, I don't feel like myself.