mong

A shortened version of the Shakespearian insult 'fish monger' from Hamlet directed at Polonius. There is debate to what the original meaning was but it usually donates to the nature of the fishmongers of the time who were money grabbing, corrupt, stereotypically simple and of low moral fiber. So mong generally refers to a despicable and or stupid person.

(Disclaimer: this is not a stab at anybody associated with the fishing industry. it is just an interpretation of another mans writing and opinions)

"you complete and utter Mong"
"You can't stick that there, you mong!"

by Kaiser_Sma August 26, 2004

mong

the word 'mong' means retard, commonly used as an insult

The person who is reading this is a mong

by Jazz Donkey April 6, 2004

mong

A peice of cloth to cover Male genitals yet revealing the buttocks. Developed by Upitang Sabazo inc. Provides comfort and Security and Freedom. One Of Europe's fastest growing fashion trends. Comes in Assorted colours, materials and shapes. One size fits all. XS.

Also Known as a Man Thong

Junior! that is one sexy mong you have on!

by Jethro81 November 10, 2008

mong

a joe bowen

youre such a mong

by ihfuytdjhyjhy July 24, 2011

mong

one from random asian descent, or pacific island.
appears to be metro, listens to dipset.

mike buckley is a mong, no homo

by bad nigga June 19, 2006

mong

someone who does something retarded

u are such a mong or monga

by Haura Lez Haura Daughter December 7, 2003

mong

yorkshire slang for a dirty peson who lives in his own thith

nicky your a f*****g mong get a wash

by dave February 15, 2005