mong

A shortened version of the Shakespearian insult 'fish monger' from Hamlet directed at Polonius. There is debate to what the original meaning was but it usually donates to the nature of the fishmongers of the time who were money grabbing, corrupt, stereotypically simple and of low moral fiber. So mong generally refers to a despicable and or stupid person.

(Disclaimer: this is not a stab at anybody associated with the fishing industry. it is just an interpretation of another mans writing and opinions)
"you complete and utter Mong"
"You can't stick that there, you mong!"
by Kaiser_Sma August 26, 2004
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the word 'mong' means retard, commonly used as an insult
The person who is reading this is a mong
by Jazz Donkey April 07, 2004
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A peice of cloth to cover Male genitals yet revealing the buttocks. Developed by Upitang Sabazo inc. Provides comfort and Security and Freedom. One Of Europe's fastest growing fashion trends. Comes in Assorted colours, materials and shapes. One size fits all. XS.

Also Known as a Man Thong
Junior! that is one sexy mong you have on!
by Jethro81 November 17, 2006
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by ihfuytdjhyjhy July 24, 2011
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one from random asian descent, or pacific island.
appears to be metro, listens to dipset.
mike buckley is a mong, no homo
by bad nigga June 18, 2006
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u are such a mong or monga
by Haura Lez Haura Daughter December 07, 2003
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yorkshire slang for a dirty peson who lives in his own thith
nicky your a f*****g mong get a wash
by dave February 15, 2005
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