retarded waste of monkey-man juice 

Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.

- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!

- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...

retarded waste of monkey-man juice by Quartier Maître December 14, 2008

juice monkey

One human who thinks the risk of a small penis is worse than being large in order to entice those of the female kind, however, due to over-use of roids, leaves them incapable of performing any sexual act, therefore rendering the whole idea completely pointless.

Paddy is a Juice Monkey, therefore his balls are tiny.

juice monkey by Dr. Kriacou December 18, 2012

Juicy money ceo

Shirin david is a RaCiSt

Juicy money ceo, female al pacino.. jup she definitely a racist

Juicy money ceo by Idkidkidkoooo June 20, 2020

Juicy money ceo

Shirin david ist ein RaCisT

Juicy money ceo, female al pacino.. yup definitely a RaCiSt

Juicy money ceo by Idkidkidkoooo June 20, 2020

Juice monkey

When you use ghost or duplicate accounts to make yourself a higher rank in an online video game.

Oh shit!, Danny been juice monkeying himself to gold rank in less than a week.

Jeff has legendary rank in like 2 days! He juice monkeyed that shit!

Juice monkey by 775notown March 19, 2023

pop juice monkey 

Porn star Peter North during an interview referred to a "pop juice monkey" as any male porn performer who produces copious amounts of semen during scene shootings.

Peter North is often cast because he's the best pop juice monkey in the industry.

pop juice monkey by anonymous January 3, 2025

Juicing my Monkey

When you skip your weekly cohort by telling your boss you are doing this.

Boss: Hey guys, we have our weekly 5pm cohort on Monday.

Kel: Sorry boss, I’ll be juicing my monkey at that time.

Juicing my Monkey by MonkeyJuicer67 March 4, 2026