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mondo

Crap make of football, usually a penny floater, not disimilar from a tango adidas ball
dude i aint playin with that 'kin mondo crap, its not even round bro
by G-Pac July 1, 2005
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mondo

A squeeze drink that is very addicting you can buy a 6 pack for a dollar at the local dollar store
Hey man we bought a case of MONDO 8 6 packs for 8 bucks awesome
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mondo

emo bitch. derived when david described brandon L.'s bitchass "vintage" backpack as mondo cuz it looked so cheap and shitty and we were all laughing at him so hard that he couldnt think up of a more fitting word. so we ended up associating mondo with emo bitch, or basically anything emo after people were labeling him as an emo bitch. good times in hawaii.
Eric: oh wtf brandon L has reached a new level of bitch hahaha
Brandon C: hahaha he looks like a fuckin leprachaun by the way hes gimping and walkin fast
Bryant: hahahah look at what hes wearing...its all tight on that fat fuck. and what the fuck is up with his hair who dies it black and put red highlights. and with the tight clothes and lip ring, he just looks like a dike with his hairstyle.
David: hahaha that backpack is like...like...so mondo...hahaha
Eric/Brandon C/Bryant: wtf is mondo..
Tourist Teenagers from hawaii: look at the emo bitch..
Eric: EMO BITCH AHAHAHAHA that nigga's so fuckin mondo
band people: hahahahahaha
by ezy March 30, 2005
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Mondo

adj. Extreme in degree or nature. Surfer undertones.
Mondo wave, bra.
by jizzlebertus July 24, 2003
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Mondoing

The same thing as bros icing bros, but with MONDOS. Mondo is the white person equivalent of kool aid jammers and can be found at the dollar store in packs of 6 for only one dollar. You must present the Mondo in a creative manner so that the victim finds it and chugs it on one knee while you yell obscenities at them. If you have Mondo's on you, you may use them as defense. The greatest defense known to date is five. The person who drank them all nearly threw up.
(Corey doesn't know he's part of a Mondoing scheme)

Nick: "Yo Corey come check out this new cd i got, it's in my trunk!"

Corey: "Sick, what cd is it!?"

(Everyone jumps in) "Ahhh you just got MONDO'D, get on your knee and chug it you pussy!"
by mondobike August 25, 2010
mugGet the Mondoingmug.

Mondo

Mondo is a character from the franchise Danganronpa but after chapter 2 gets turned into a tub of butter. So basically just butter.
Danganronpa fan 1: Hey dude pass me the Mondo!
Danganronpa fan 2: I hate you so much... like so much. Do you want to end up like Chihiro?
by chihiro is best boi October 26, 2019
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Mondo

An outrageous kelm cooking stink shit that gets caught in the gullut of the toilet
“Woah; Allie just mando’d”

“I can tell I’m boutta lay one down my stomachs already speaking mandonease”

“I just layed down a mondo
by Mondonear July 14, 2020
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