mostitute

a moss covered prostitute

"You think the north side of trees are mossy? You must have never seen a mostitute"

by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008

momistitute

a mom who has a problem keeping her legs shut.

"Jason's mom is a momstitue beasue she slept with the coach."

by Ethan Goodenough April 25, 2005

molestigate

to touch or grope while speaking with someone, used as a method of testing physical limits with another person; copping a feel to get a better idea of someone's physique

I really like this guy, I think it's time to molestigate how he feels.

by Aly A. June 1, 2007

Momstitute

When You send your mom in her mini van to scalp tickets for a Concert.

"she had to momstitute herself to get tickets for Bury Your Dead."

by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009

Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)

I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.

by Djentile March 10, 2019