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Mexican Moisturizer

When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.
Last night Fernandez gave Emily some Mexican Moisturizer!
by Leeza Gibbons January 14, 2009
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Moisturizer

A mans seman covered all over your face and commonly used by whore or sluts
I loved his moisturizer all over my face
by Smashgirl May 30, 2017
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Moisturizer

Legend has it if you don't moisturize daily, he'll slowly rub moisturizer and lotion on you... Leaving not a crevice of your body untouched by his cream. Going as far as taking your shoes off and rubbing moisturizer in between your toes... And sticking his stubby greasy fingers in your mouth, assuring you can taste the reminisce of lotion. Even if you manage to escape, he'll follow you. Watching... Waiting... And once you lay to rest, the last thing you'll hear before drifting off to a never ending sleep would be, "Moisturize your flesh. Feel it seep into your pores. Your skin will be dry no more." If you awake, your body will be covered in lotion, as it would be if you were to not escape originally. And if you weren't to moisturize your flesh again, you wouldn't be lucky to just have your skin rubbed with cream.
"creamy moisturizer man is coming"
"I want a divorce John."
by ToeCream69 September 7, 2023
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homemade moisturizer

when that creepy kid busts a nut, puts it in a container, and gives it to you as lotion

or when you and bae wanna get freaky
Jonah hit me up with some homemade moisturizer last night, want some? *rubs it all over face*
by satansnigga666 September 2, 2016
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Playground moisturizer

The worst insult to ever exist in the entire universe.
by mlemingshobe November 27, 2019
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african moisturizer

When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows
by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021
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