When a man is fucking a slutty girl and she decides that her legs are too dry so the guy eats lots of mexican food and then goes diarrhea on her legs. Together they massage the shit until it settles in, then repeat the process.
by Leeza Gibbons January 14, 2009
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by ToeCream69 September 7, 2023
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