moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis

Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.

by Confuzem February 24, 2018

Moister than an Oyster

Making someones pu55y so moist that she becomes a watergun or lawn sprinkler.

Mike Dillon makes girls "Moister than an Oyster"

by TwistedTaffy June 17, 2017

Moister Than an Oyster

To be moister than an oyster

Girl, you make me moister than an oyster.

by MoistMan April 26, 2015

Moisterous

When a woman is both turned on and playfully boisterous.

Shelly felt moisterous when she tried on her little black dress in front of Chad.

by JimBob1971 April 03, 2019

Moister cloister

The covered (hooded) entryway to a woman's hole-y area that gets damper the longer and further you're in it. A vagina.

I was exploring my girlfriend's moister cloister and she found religion screaming, "oh God, I'm coming"

by DrFactologist May 22, 2025

Moister

A person who regularly partakes in moist behaviours

“You heard about joe trying to flirt with birds on yubo”
“Yeah mate what a moister”

by Kellett October 05, 2020

moister

A person who hates the word 'moist'.

Sometimes I like to whisper the word 'moist' into her ear. She really hates that. She's a real moister.

by I Shall Die Here April 19, 2022