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moisten the cotton

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.
by Kim's Love July 3, 2007
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Moistenize

1. To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person.

2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist.
I was moistenized by all the chest touching that occured last night.

I will moistenize you!
by Machiavelli June 6, 2005
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moistee

A younger sexually active female teenager who is always "up for it"
"see that girl over there?"

"yeah, what a moistee!!!"
by Richard777 October 21, 2008
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Moistening

The event of making someone wet as shit. Usually occurs when someone is speaking in an ASMR way to someone or making sexy remarks. You can tell when a moistening has occured because someone will have patchy colours on their clothes/short shorts.
Person 1: Hey did you get a load of Kassie earlier?
Person 2: Yeah she was giving me a real moistening.
Person 3: She can spoon me any day.
by SoSheolH January 30, 2017
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moistener

A co-worker who sucks up to the boss or other authority figures non-stop. He might as well be gargling the boss's balls, keeping them nice and moist. He's the moistener. MOISTener.
Did you see the moistener talking to the boss and laughing at his lame jokes?
by HeavySaucer February 1, 2013
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Moistenising

(PrenouncedMois-ten-i-zing). An adjective that describes a noun that makes things very moist. yeah. I like moist. It, even more, moisterising with accent marks. mòïšt. Møìšt îś vårÿ môïštęńīśįñg tô śâÿ.
I have a vary moistenising keyboard. Please, come to my basement, its very moistenising. Officer͡° ͜ʖ ͡°, these are my children, they are vary moistenising. î ñęvér brökê óūt ãf ā moistenising cèłł, stôlę å çömpùtër ãńd púbłīšhėd mÿ wørd ín Ūrbâñ Dïçtīœńārÿ.
by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018
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Moistened frogeyes

When you get head and the girls sucking on your nuts but her parents come home so you pull your pants up real quick wit your balls still wet.
"oh shit my parents are gonna see your moistened frogeyes."
by 92490sw May 17, 2019
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