a mofo gift

A dream watch given from one brother to another, hand delivered the day before valentines by traveling over 3500 miles only to leave the next day...

"Hey Frank, thats an amazing watch"
"Thanks Ted, it was a mofo gift"
"Wow. You have a great brother"

by busiv September 15, 2016

no mofo

Phrase used after one inadvertently says something that sounds as if he likes someone else's mother.

I'm here to deliver a package to your mother. No mofo.
She's your mom?! No mofo.
Do you wanna screw Mrs. Robinson? No mofo.
Your mom wants my Schwetty balls. No mofo.

by antheezie. August 24, 2008

Mofoath

it is the combination of putting mother fucking oath together to create a smooth flowing word. It has a greater emphasis and a deeper emotional expression than bloody oath in order to convey one's exaggerated feelings towards a particular event, situation or circumstance.

Person 1 "Do you want a beer?"

Person 2 "Mofoath bruuhhh"

by procastimashing March 13, 2015

Mokona

Mokona is Mokona. You count them one Mokona, two Mokona and then you stop because there's only two.

"Mokona is not a "thing"! Mokona is Mokona!"

by HaleyHanabusa March 18, 2010

mojonopolistic

a large amount of a particular substance which is groovy in essence

danyelle's ass is sooo mojonopolistic

i'm so full, that food was soooo mojonopolistic

by Sexa T-Bone October 19, 2007

mofene

Prison version of morphine, often prescribed by inmates for themselves using stolen doctor notes.

Common dosages range from one to two pounds.

Inmate: "I need this scrip filled."
Pharmacist: "1 lb. of mofene?"
Inmate: "Fuck yeah."

by Dr. KLUE August 11, 2008

motown mofo

Pimp, crack dealer, whoe, or felon from detroit

kwame, monica, and coleman is a motown mofo.

by living n da D June 20, 2011