molka

A beautiful and kind person who gets mad pretty fast if you don’t know her. She is also funny as shit.

Do you know Molka? She is so funny!

by Girlnextdoor101 January 21, 2018

mockatory

Verb; To express scorn or low opinion of somebody for something by making fun of them in a comical way.

Joe made a mockatory remark claiming that Michele walks like a T-Rex.

by Mcbrello December 21, 2013

Monka Bonkers

When someone did something crazy, something crazy happened, or a general state of excitement.

Woah dude! You just boxed that kid like a floppa; that was monka bonkers!

by trendSetter6969 September 26, 2021

Moffat

The King of all things troll-ish who reigns over a land in which the people are constantly crying and everything hurts. Reichenbach's soundtrack is played on a loop in all the supermarkets, and Doomsday is played in all the local bars. In these bars you are personally waited upon by a Mark Gatiss, who will serve you your soul on a silver platter.

Fangirl 1: I can't stop crying
Fangirl 2: Moffat struck again, didn't he.
Fangirl 1+2: /Cry

by JustBeingBreezy May 11, 2012

Moffat

A single word explaining all sorrow. Coming from Steven Moffat, who has bought sadness to many BBC fandoms.

Person 1: Why are you crying?
Person 2: Because Moffat.

by v-vesps January 19, 2013

Mofat

is the act of dropping out of a chat conversation. It's an exaggerated act of Mofat when one initiates the conversation and instantly go away.

Dude, did you chat up with Jo online?

No man, he said hi then pulled a Mofat.

by neverawayonchat February 16, 2010

dirty moffatt

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.

bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.

by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008