Moffin

N.
Maths Boffin. An extremely enthusiastic and clever individual especially in the area of mathmatics.

He/she is a complete moffin

by LadyyLady February 4, 2010

Moffettology

A particular type of story telling that is often rambling and maddeningly incoherent. Often best deciphered by only reading every third or fourth word. Sometimes it is best to keep reading until something, or ANYTHING makes sense.

Sometimes, if I haven't slept well for a few days, Moffettology might be the only way to express my thoughts and feelings.

by iamcfb June 17, 2016

moffended

"mock" + "offended". Someone is moffended when they are only pretending to be upset or angry at someone else. They aren't ACTUALLY offended, but maybe just a little, and want to make the person feel guilty while keeping things light-hearted.

1) David: Sarah, I'm sorry I called you trashy. I didn't mean it.

Sarah: Oh it's ok, I wasn't REALLY upset, I was just moffended.

2) Warren: I can't believe you would do that to me!

Caleb: Oh please, I know you aren't mad - you're just moffended!

by Hot Tranny Mess February 4, 2010

moffit

heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.

It basically means 'I am off it!"

I am proper Moffit...

by Dan Perry March 31, 2004

moffe

A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).

I got zonked out on moffe.

by Computech November 6, 2007

moffigt

It's an allaround word. No specific meaning. Just moff. Something good, can be used in every sentence.

This food was moffigt, great job.

by Moffuru gibburu March 19, 2021

Moffling

The act of masterbating in a public location.

Person 1: What is Jay doing over in the corner of the computer lab?

Person 2: Oh hes just moffling himself.

by TImothy W January 9, 2009