pofessional

When you're trying to look professional, but you can't afford to hire a proper designer so you do it yourself, poorly.

I made my own website because I'm trying to be more pofessional

by Tibbs! October 19, 2015

Fofessional

Aka the Fauxfessional. Really just sums up a wannabe who pretends to have the credentials to take on any profession that catches their eye at the time. Their resume is full of junk that waffles on about absolute bullshit, touching excessively on being a 'team player with excellent communication skills'. The term 'fake it till you make it' has become their life motto and talking out of one's ass is just a natural reflex.

As a fofessional team player, I believe that I have the rare skill of going above and beyond the highest realm of creativity to really excel as a senior copywriter for your beautifully reputable company, which I have heard so much about through my elite networking circles.

by ACunny October 22, 2023