Mockstag

A fake person...or thot

That dude a mockstag

by Yobrogo May 22, 2018

Mocktail

A made up sports trade that seems drunk as a result from reading too many mock drafts.

Bro, would you trade Patrick Mahomes for the first pick this year and five future firsts?

How many mocktails have you had today?

by anonymous April 3, 2024

molotov mocktail

1. Any of Vladimir Putin’s Love Letters to Donald Trump.

0. Most communications from a Russian or Soviet leader to any other world leader.

“Only one American President so far liked Molotov Mocktails.”

by Espressohound March 6, 2022