Mobe

a Morbidly Obese woman....mainly found in North America...USA to be exact.

Guy 1: Dude i regret everything i did last nite...im sure its illegal in all the 12 Colonial States.

Guy 2: What happened.

Guy 1: I totally got gang raped by a bunch of Mobe chicks...they were led by Oprah and Kirstie Alley.

Guy 2: *barf*

by fontanask8r November 24, 2009

mobe

A mobe is Sam Ellison

Sam Ellison is a mobe and a chode in one!!!

by Adam Stevens November 11, 2004

mobe

A person with no visible stomach.
Their chin is so long/fat it reaches their penis. Can be refered to chode

"You are a mobe"

by Sam Ellison April 05, 2004

Morro Bay Mobing

To Get a a "Mob" of people and beat up random, innocent People.

Me and some friends were Morro Bay Mobing at the High School

by Youremember July 28, 2011

mobese

Morbidly obese. Someone who has taken obesity to a new level. Anybody from Houston, for example.

Man, that chick isn't just fat, she's mobese.

by Gabriel Chan October 03, 2007

mobese

More obese than the average obese person.

Dude that chick is mobese

by Dave Hunter June 01, 2010

mobese

When your extremely overweight, and wont get off your cell phone to do anything.

Person 1: Omg the house is on fire! Get off your phone or you'll die!

Person 2: Yea, hold on, just a sec...

Person 1: Stop being so MOBESE!

by lilcamifromcali August 01, 2011