MOAB 

massive-ordanance-air-burst. Something you don't want to fall out of the sky on to your cave.

MOAB by mushim October 24, 2003

moab 

outdoor playground in Utah. biking, rafting hiking, smoking all that good stuff

i went to moab and biked slick rock

moab by osovogue July 12, 2005

MOAB 

Short for "Massive Ordnance Air Benzene" and refers to a class of benzene famous for blowing ones socks off. Supplied exclusively by RamboUK2UK.

person 1: im about to drop a MOAB
person 2: you wont be able to HANDLE IT, get it, deji flip.

MOAB by realtackshooter August 16, 2023

moab 

slang for ' mean old angry bastards"

that guy is always pissed off about something..he's just one of them moabs

moab by duke619 September 11, 2009

MOAB 

Mother Of All Bombs with bomb meaning number two in the bathroom

When a fat guy goes into the bathroom after eating tacos and you can smell it in the hallway.....that is a MOAB

MOAB by MOAB man May 25, 2009

Moab 

Mother of all bullshit.

Trump has so many scandals going on he just dropped the Moab in Afghanistan to try and distract people. Sure wish the media would stfu about it.

Moab by Steveo April 13, 2017

MOAB 

Acronym for "Moldy Old Ass Bachelor"

Delusional and eye-roll inducing, MOABs are easily identified by their constant crying that women are all fat and terrible while simultaneously professing themselves to be "the ultimate ladies man" when in reality their stale and mind numbing rhetoric has cemented their forever single status.

Their natural habitat includes sausage fests, boring chat rooms, embarassing family reunions and unexpected, awkward or well-loathed co-worker and strange neighbor interactions.

Her: "He's been sitting home alone, on the internet all day, screaming that women are pigs, bragging about a girlfriend he doesn't have"
Me: "What else would you expect from a MOAB?"

MOAB by Paltalker October 29, 2017