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marisexual

when u are straight but also into mari
mari: hi guys
me: omg mari is so hot. i think i’m marisexual
by hot secksay May 15, 2020
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Misexual

Someone who is sexually and/or romantically interested in Minions.
"Hey did you hear that Lydia came out as a Misexual?"
by smexy_rat February 25, 2021
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midsexual

1. A gender where there is unoticable definition between male and female. A midsexual individual is characterized by personality and behavioral traits that represent both male and female and his/her/its tendency to be super hilarious.
2. Literaly, being half girl, half boy.
"I think the only trait that defines her as a girl is her period...what a midsexual."
by Drummer Girl June 10, 2009
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milosexual

Milosexual (adj.) - someone who is turned on by (and would fuck) Milo Yiannopoulos. The condition affects mostly straight men, but bisexual and gay men are not immune. There is some evidence that some women also get a sudden thirst for Milo; lesbians are the least likely to be affected by Milo's allure. Nevertheless, no class/race/gender/sexuality is immune from milosexuality because artificial labels do not change the common libidinal energies that make us human.

Milosexuals realize they harbor these feelings when their hearts palpitate at Milo’s BS-cutting logical vigor. Milo's controlled demolition of SJW-"logic" leads to a rush of blood towards one's sexual organs. This excitation reveals that a person has not been castrated by liberal identity politics. Most milosexuals were probably born this way – they can't help loving life, truth, and wit – even if they have just heard of Milo.

Many milosexuals, but not all, support Trump. Milosexuals tend to be libertarians who celebrate freedom, including the freedom to offend. There are a substantial number of Bernie Sanders supporters who are milosexuals, but they remain in the closet for fear of social exclusion. Anyone who has to pretend to be on board with an increasingly fascist SJW-agenda is likely to switch teams and play for Milo.

The term first appears in Feb. 2016, during Milo's "Dangerous Faggot Tour". Milo was likely the first to come out as milosexual as suggested by the term appearing on his branded merchandise.
Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos' scathing attacks on progressive politics, David suddenly realized he had a chub. He was a little confused his body was reacting this way because he had never had these feelings for another (gay) man before. The next day he came out to his friends as milosexual to a boisterous round of applause.
by meep_meep June 24, 2016
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micsexual

Sexually attracted to microphones and mic stands
That guys micsexual
by Grape Gonnelli October 12, 2019
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Migusexual

Migusexual means that you simp only for Migu.
B&L:I wanna fuck migu
M:You are migusexual
by plmplmplmplm February 12, 2021
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Michisexual

When you're straight, but you can't resist makeing sweet love to that one friend called Michi
- What are you humming?
- A song my one-night-stand sang to me last night.
- I thought you were out with Michi yesterday!
- Exactly. I just can't risit those curls. I guess I'm a Michisexual now.
by SVRF March 26, 2022
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