The use of components other than alcohol to create a blend and fusion of work that can be seen as artistic. Alternative Media Mixology is specifically that Art of high-end card making using a range of colours, textures and smells which appeal to the senses in new and unique ways.
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Q: Should we get some negronis?
A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...
A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...
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