mistletoe kiss

a kiss that is shared under the mistletoe alone or public
often seen around the holidays

a kiss you can give/get without getting in trouble

We shared a mistletoe kiss so we wouldn't get in trouble with my dad.

by X3 time December 1, 2011

missile toe

the male version of cameltoe, i.e., when you can see the guy's package because of the tightness of the pants

Wow, Jim's missile toe nearly put my eye out today when he walked up to my cubicle.

by Jon Michael November 2, 2007

mistletoe

The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party

Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!

by jjfred July 4, 2010

Missletoe

The man version of a “camel toe.” Definitely not what you’d be wanting to kiss under.

Wow dude, did you see Frank showing up in those spandex? He had a nasty missletoe.

by Cringlesz November 28, 2019

Ukrainian Mistletoe

When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head

Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost

by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023

mistletoe beltbuckle

Just think about it.

I wore a 3-piece suit, jingle bell cufflinks, and my mistletoe beltbuckle to the christmas gathering.

by jollyballzzz January 2, 2011

Mistletoe

Christmas plant people hang somewhere hangable in the seiling (on christmas) and if you stand under it with someone you both have to kiss.

"Yo! i kissed Karen under the mistletoe"

by kdubheiress October 1, 2011