misremembering

The word a guilty person uses when they can not give a straight answer in an attempt to try to mislead or fool the authorites.

Man, Roger Clements needs to hire a new lawyer if all they can come up with is misremembering. That is almost like tellling the cop last night that the beer in the car was my friend's.

by johnnyaq February 13, 2008

Misretire

To leave a successful career by mistake and want to come back, even if your former employer doesn't want you too. Athletes are especially susceptible to this.

Brett Favre, after leaving the Green Bay Packers on a high note and was replaced by Aaron Rogers, decided that he had misretired.

by sfmc98 October 1, 2008

misremembered

To forget the lie you told 3 months ago.

Roger Clemens "misremembered" the fact that he shot HGH into his own body.

by LUAP WILLIAMS February 13, 2008

misremembered

Word best used when trying to protect your 7 time Cy Young Award winning ass from commiting perjury as well as protecting a strong friendship with your back stabbing teammate.

Andy, my best friend in the whole wide wide world must have "misremembered" the friendly conversation we had when he stated that I shot up my lying ass with the Juice till it looked like a giant cauliflower. All I said was that I liked cauliflower and that it would be great if I could just inject it into my ass since it would save time from all that chewing. Then I could spend more time making sure my wife wasn't lifting her skirt so that my geeky trainer can give her his own Growth Hormone. But that's Andy. He was my friend, is my friend, and will always be my friend.

by Tommy D in the House February 14, 2008

misremember

A word in use since 1533 meaning "to have an imperfect memory of." Also, one of the best recent examples of a mob of ignorant yokels with no recognizable proficiency in the English language criticizing a Yale grad's vocabulary.

"I misremembered her name, so she misremembered her number."

by Definnovator February 14, 2009

misrespect

An alternative for the word disrespect. Mistreated.

Don't be misrespecting me!

My bad. I didn't me to misrespect you like that.

by mrkmattik November 15, 2011

misremembered

Misremembered or Miss Remembered (formerly known as Miss Congeniality) also known as 3rd runner-up in the "Steroid User of the Year" compitition. Should the winner (Roidger) fail to fulfill duties due to imprisonment or other legal issues the Crown goes to 1st runner-up (Debbie). Should 1st runner up fail to fulfill duties also due to imprisonment or other legal issues the Crown then goes to the next runner-up...Miss Remembered (Andy or anyone else still found alive under the bus)!

Andy's truthfullness and unwilingness to take a fall for anyone has regulated him to the title of "Misremembered or Miss Remembered" in this year's "Steroid User of the Year" contest.

by Tacoma Guy February 18, 2008