miscarriage

Chick: I think I had a miscarriage in the restroom. What do I do with it? Dude: Put it in a bag and take it to the ER so they can tell you what's wrong with it and throw it away.
by Asshole of the Month September 11, 2011
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miscarriage

A download that loses it's connection when either your browser or the server doesn't support download resuming.
Dave: I had a fucking miscarriage when my 2gig game iso was at 94%!!
Steve: Were you using internet explorer?
Dave: No, I use firefox. It was the stupid server.
by George McBob September 14, 2009
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Miscarriage

When a woman loses her baby while she is pregnant, commanly do to small ovaries or a mishaped uterus, or some kind of health condition. This is a great deal of loss to most women around the world, and most suffer greatly. The excitement of having a child of your own, and watching them learn how to walk, talk, read, write, live, and grow... is gone. Poof, disappeared, and you have this constant growing fear that your never going to have children of your own, each and every single day. Because you don't want a miscarriage to ever happen again, because you know you'll just feel the same emptiness in your heart that you already felt the first time around.
Trevor: My wife had a miscarriage, and we lost our baby.
Shayla: I'm so sorry. I'm here for you.
by suffering.exe November 14, 2019
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Miscarriage

Female definition: something that only happens to the brave, strong, amazing, courageous, and best women on the entire planet. Heaven gains an angel because of your dead fetus Omg so amazing.

Men Definition: See “dodged a bullet
Woman Version: I HAD A MISCARRIAGE D:

Men Version: Thank fuck we had a miscarriage.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 01, 2023
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Thanksgiving Miscarriage

When you get diarrhea after a large Thanksgiving Dinner.
I did not have a Thanksgiving Baby, it was more like a Thanksgiving Miscarriage and it got all over the toilet and my shoe.
by Edzone November 28, 2011
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miscarriage cannon

a direct uppercut to the lower uterus delivering a wave of immense trauma to the fetus' area of occupance in order to execute an abortion
I got my b**** prego so i gave her a miscarriage cannon
by Craig Lacourse January 03, 2009
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