Minnesota Goodbye

The act applying to most Minnesotants while visiting others in which, when one person has to leave, they proceed to talk for another hour, then the departing party is walked to the front door, where they talk for another hour, then the departing party gets walked to their car while the host family talks to them through the car window for an hour, and finally the departing couple SLOWLY departs down the drive, yelling back & forth with the host family.

The couple from Texas was extremely irritated by the Minnesota Goodbye they received while visiting their distant relatives.

by Jordan has Skills July 29, 2006

Minnesota tissue

A nick name members of the band Nirvana used around their 1990 tour in particular krist and Kurt used this name.
Minnesota tissue was a nickname for apparently "a made up sheriff of Aberdeen Washington".

as seen from their home video on the plane ride over look it up on youtube

Kurt: Me and my partner tree frog johnson gunna rip you a new butthole
Krist: Who do you think you are?
Kurt:Minnesota tissue!

by Jaden_pantsoff February 1, 2008

Minnesconsin

Minnesconsin is the area of far-western Wisconsin that is really close to Minneapolis/St. Paul. About half of the people from this area are originally from Minnesota, and the rest are from Wisconsin. Either way, the people of Minnesconsin go to Minnesota for pretty much everything that isn't groceries or booze, especially clothes, employment, and the airport. The cities of Minnesconsin especially include Ellsworth, Hudson, New Richmond, Prescott, River Falls, and Somerset. Although far from Minneapolis, Superior can also be considered part of Minnesconsin due to its proximity to Duluth. Minnesconsin is a very common place for Packers/Vikings border battle disputes. Lots of people from Minnesconsin are even fans of both the Packers and the Twins, illustrating how this region has many things in common with both Minnesota and Wisconsin. The typical town in Minnesconsin will have a good mix of Packers/Vikings fans.

At an office in Downtown Minneapolis:

- "Wow, you have quite the commute!"

- "Yeah, I'm from Minnesconsin."

At a Twins game:

- "Why the hell are you wearing a Packers hat here with your Twins shirt?"

- "I'm from Minnesconsin. I love the Twins, but the Vikings are trash. Go Pack, go!"

by MSPeast October 22, 2010

minestrike

A knock off version of Counter-Strike global offensive on a popular Minecraft server call Mineplex. Minestrike Is just like csgo but it is for 6 year olds who lack parent supervision or for try-hards who are too lazy to accully get csgo. The league in Minestrike called the Minestrike Competitive League or know as the MSCL is like a cult of try-hards with no life or friends and join try-hard teams with try-hard names like Final Spark or Dissension. The MSCL is also like communism were if you talk shit about the owner you will get blacklisted. Blacklisted means you are temporally banned from playing in any Competitive matches. There are even referees in this cult and it is fairly organized for a bunch sad losers who have nothing better to do.

Minestrike is a very competitive game and requires lots of skill, no life, and no friends. If you are interested in Minestrike I would just buy CSGO it is a much better game and you might even make friends (unlike Minestrike Players). So pick up your mouse and keyboard, put on some pants and game on.

8lives - Want to play some Minestrike
Momeet- No I'm going to go play CSGO

by Momeet January 4, 2017

minnesota ball slap

Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.

I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!

by Coco Sean July 1, 2016

Minnesotan Goodbye

Standard method of departing a Minnesotan social event or interaction. After a person announces he or she is leaving, person and host proceed to talk for 30 - 60 more minutes in the doorway or parking lot before leaving. Length of time between announcement of departure and actual exit is directly proportional to length of the relationship and inversely proportional to the outdoor air temperature.

Lars: "Well we better head out, great party, though. Awesome beer."

Sven: "Oh fer sure, the beer was home brewed, donchaknow."

*Lars and Sven stand in Erik's foyer and go on a tangent about microbrews for an hour.

Lars: "Oh look at the time, sorry to do a Minnesotan goodbye!"

by princess lila July 4, 2016

Minnesota

People:
Nice. Minnesotans are nicer if you went to highschool/college with them. Out-of-staters don't do so well. To be really accepted, you have to be from here.
Weather:
Winter:
IT'S COLD. Somehow, the cold in MN will freeze the marrow in your bones. You will wonder why the HELL you live here every morning.
Minnesotans pride themselves that it only gets "cold" here when it hits negative temperatures. We get excited when it gets above freezing.
Summer:
Best summer in the world. Lakes, flawless temperature, sunny. Birds singing and blue skies. Ice cream and popcorn at Lake Harriet. Canoeing in the Boundary Waters. Going to the cabin. Life is really good.
Spring/Fall: Normal.
Recreation:
We know how to have a good time. We aren't all about ice fishing. We can have raging parties. Come to MN, make the right friends, and enjoy.
We also have the Mall of America, which kinda spoils us.
The Twin Cities=AWESOME. You want metropolitan, cool, and all the amenities of a Chicago/New York City without the stress. Minneapolis. Urban shops, cool boutiques, weird hole-in-the-walls, amazing band venues.
More artsy, alternative? St. Paul. Rich in history and art, all the hipsters love St. Paul.
Sports:
Overall, our sports teams are OK. Our biggest asset is the Vikings, which as of 2011, sucked, but Vikes fans bleed gold and purple. We are the best fans in the world.
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Kid: I'm from California.

Kid #2: I'm from Kansas.

Minnesota Kid: I'm from Minnesota.

Everyone: *DAMMMNNNN*

by minnesotagirleveryday October 10, 2012