Ministry of sound

Huge successful dance club in London. Very influential in the European dance scene. Produces some of the best albums around such as Euphoria and Clubbers Guide.
Another club as good as Ministry is cream in Liverpool.

Im going to Ministry tonight!

by Essexguy June 27, 2005

Cedar Ridge Ministries

Is an institution for "emotionaly challenged" boys between the ages of 7-18 years of age. It is located in Williamsport, Maryland which is about 9 miles west of Hagerstown, Md. They also have their own "on ground school" as well as their own christian radio station-WCRH 90.5 fm. You can learn more about them at their website at cedarridgeministries.org

I use to live at cedar ridge ministries back in the late 70's when I needed help growing up

by T. Wilson May 8, 2009

Ministry of Darkness

a large satanic group led by the Undertaker during the Attitude Era of the early 1999 that performed evil rituals and human sacrifice.

members:
undertaker
paul bearer
faarooq
bradshaw
mideon
viscera
gangrel
christian
edge

Ministry of Darkness is a large group filled with satanic theme led by the Undertaker. They kidnap people to join his group.

by Travis Rashawn September 25, 2006

not my ministry

noun. 1. something that one will never do, no matter the circumstance
2. an action that is not one’s calling or purpose in life

Coddling the ego of a grown man is not my ministry

by Susie_Carmichael March 17, 2019

Ministry of Silly Walks

A branch of the British government, run by John Cleese, that publishes ways to walk that make you look like an idiot.

I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.

lt's not particularly silly, is it(Referring to Mr. Pudey's walk)? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis... here's the coffee.

by Alex Linden May 11, 2004

Ministry

An obscure 80's Synthpop group that became a mainstream 2000's Thrash metal band.

Ministry are the very definition of a band that has gone through major evolution.

by not found [Error 404] August 25, 2010

Ministry of Truth

The single most malevolent thing I've ever heard in my life. Jesus Christ....

Iam "I just don't understand why you guy have to be this way... Ministry of Truth!?"

Hym " Holy shit! Is the logo a picture of Baphomet with an Illuminati symbol floating over his head!? The is some ominous shit! I love it but WOW! The shit is evil! Like, even for me that shit is evil."

Iam "God... Why?"

by Hym Iam April 30, 2022