Minionsexual

1. -Adjective- Describes someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions.
2. -Adjective- A whore
3. -Noun- Someone who is Sexually Attracted to Minions

Brad: "Bro thats a Minion, thats a hottie"
Chad: "Bro that's kind of Minionsexual"
Brad: "I'm minionsexual and Proud"

Heather: "Im coming Out as Minionsexual and am know part of the LGBTQM+ Community"
Narratar: "Heather is now a whore and social outcast who posts to many minion memes"

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

minions eye

The outline of a fat persons belly button through their t-shirt.

Check out the minions eye on that monster waiting for chips.

by Aitko June 4, 2016

chan's bald minions

It basically means being a stay which is the stray kids fandom and you like all members of stray kids :)

random person: what are you? A stay?
a stay: Nu I'm one of Chan's bald minionssss!!! *dramatic evil luaghter*

by straykidswoh April 13, 2020

hoe minions

People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions

Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.

Woman: What do hoe minions act like?

Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.

by UD-Doc November 13, 2010

minionism

The act of prostituting one's self by joining rallies and/or demonstrations for causes one does not necessarily believe in.

It's sad how minionism has replaced patriotism.

by Galileo67 October 17, 2015

Minionology

The study of the religion based on the most powerful beings to ever exist since the dawn of time.
The only meaningful, true religion.

"Minionology, it's called religion look it up".

by cockgoblin696969696 October 31, 2018

the minions

a group of bitchy girls who hav to do EVERYTHING together/the same. really popular and really annoying. stupid. airheaded. use like every other word. follows each other around in packs. steals peoples lunch tables on purpose to annoy the other party.

minion1: lets like go like jump off this like cliff!
minions2-4: LIKE YEAH!
the minions1-4:*jumps off cliff*

minion1: oh em gee, i think i broke a nail!
minions2-4: like OMG!! we need 2 like find like, a like hospital, or like sumthing...

minion: im fat...*when actually average size*

by the great monteray jack&friend October 4, 2008