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Mini Moni

A j-pop group born from the money-making powerhouse that is Hello! Project (also responsible for Morning Musume), aimed primarily at pre-school to secondary-aged children that was popular from 2000 to 2004, when the group was put on "indefinite hiatus". Most of their songs were about counting, food groups, etc., with a smattering of English phrases taught by the group's one American member.

In spite of the fact that this was a group for small children, many American high school (and in some sad cases, post-high school) otaku cite Mini Moni as one of their favourite j-pop bands, because they're just so KAWAII! These people typically refuse to acknowledge that the only people over the age of five at Mini Moni concerts were parents of the children attending. It is also arguable that these people understand none of the lyrics that they so enthusiastically sing along with, as if they did, there is no way they would be calling themselves Mini Moni fans in lieu of having an IQ of 70.
Mini Moni fangirl: jankenpyon is my favorite song EVAR!

Person: You do realize that song is about playing rock, paper, scissors, right? Do you even speak Japanese?

Mini Moni fangirl: ur so baka. MINIMONIRULZ!!!
by Humberttt January 16, 2008
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minionism

The act of prostituting one's self by joining rallies and/or demonstrations for causes one does not necessarily believe in.
It's sad how minionism has replaced patriotism.
by Galileo67 October 17, 2015
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minionize

Minionization occurs when one takes something, and makes it his own by using it and abusing it in his own particular way.
Jerk #1: Did you go home with that FYP ("Fresh Young Pussy") last night?

Jerk #2: Yes, I completley minionized her.
by The Jerkstore May 11, 2006
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mini moni

The archangel cast from heaven for leading the revolt of the angels; Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub. Can be seen moonlighting as an alleged breakoff group from Japanese Pop idol group Morning Musume as a group of the four youngest members.
...And ye shall renounce Mini Moni from thine heart and be saved...
by myumyu June 5, 2004
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minimania

a group of migits all together
were you at the minimania party last night? it was bangin'!
by Allie March 22, 2003
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miniminihaha

Any little minaturized thing.. that makes you go HAHAH qualifiys as a MiniMiniHAHA ~!!~!
Omg thats the cutest little miniminihaha i ever saw!
by Chaz7201 February 1, 2007
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Minionism

The school of thought that writing movies for children requires no effort; named for the infamous 'Despicable Me' film series. Films made under the principals of Minionism typically are poorly written, very derivative, sloppily animated/filmed, and/or overblown with dated pop culture references.
"I was thinking of renting 'Ugly Dolls' for my little cousins."
"Don't do it, that movie just stinks of Minionism!"
by Dr. Showman October 12, 2020
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