The act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often associated with a clean "plop" sound) in the act of pooping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.
Gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.
by Javin232 October 21, 2011
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I was going to buy the factory new tec-9|brass, but I saved enough money to buy a car by going with the visually identical minimal wear variant. After some time however, I did realise there is a small scratch inside the chamber, so that must be why it's minimal wear.
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Preparing for and overcoming challenges or solving problems with the least possible effort. A principle that is against using more time and energy than necessarry. Some people have this term as a way of life. Sometimes it is an outcome of chronic procrastination. No regrets.
Chad studied all night to manage to pass the exam in the following day. A true inspiration of minimal effort.
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Get the minimal pussy media mug.a synthesizer-generated type of music characterized by a bpm (beat-per-minute) tempo of 140 on average. Minimal techno seems to be an offshoot of Rotterdam hardcore, the type of extremely-fast music in vogue on the dance-floors of the Dutch city. In the US, DJs/Producers like Jeff Mills (Detroit) have championed the sound since the early 90s and can be heard unleasing the hard, take-no-prisoners sounds of minimal techno at dancefloors across the globe. he is most popular, it seems, in Europe and, Japan.
by Ali Naderzad February 12, 2006
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Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!
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