Mini-Van

2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.

I gave Cindy the shocker...well I gave Ivana the Mini-Van.

by Fatty69 January 3, 2009

The Mini Van

Two in the front and five in the rear. When a man shoves 2 finger in his ladies vagina and then with his other hand he clinches it like a fist and rams it in her ass.

I gave Deb the Mini Van lastnight and shes not talking to me today! She did say her ass hurts tho!

by Chris Becker July 5, 2007

mini-vanned

Two in the Front. Five in the back.

That chick loved being Mini-Vanned.

by Snookem May 21, 2008

mini van

like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night

by Ninja_Man October 10, 2007

Mini Van

2 in the front, 5 in the back, plain and simple. This requires at least 3 pairs of DP to be happening at once. This is similar to Gang Bang, but more intense.

Guy 1: Man, you should have been there last night with all of us.
Guy 2: What went down?
Guy 1: Me and the guys met up with that bitch from the party, and we gave her a mini van.
Guy 2: Shit man, that's crazy.

by Walty102 August 25, 2011

plymouth mini van

a small van. usualy used by familys with 3 or more children. any one driving will be defined as a 'soccer mom', weither or not you or your child really plays soccer.

my father drives a plymouth mini van to work. they call him a soccer mom, even though i don't play sports.

by Cortnie Hill July 1, 2008

Mini Van Rage

A person, usually male, who drives a mini van with anger and recklessness. It is a reflection of a person's aggravation with what their life has become. These people likely hate the fact that they had way more kids than they intended, and the pressure of accommodating these high maintenance brats, in combination with having to drive such an embarrassing vehicle, has reached a boiling point. They can be commonly spotted doing 90mph on the freeway swerving in and out of lanes cursing to themselves.

Bystander 1: Wow, did you see that guy?!?! He almost killed two pedestrians and a dog while blowing that stop sign.

Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.

by captmurk November 13, 2013