Mochasexual

A dark chocolate night rider, usually a male or female of the Caucasian persuasion.

Me (Random Black Guy): I'm about to go shopping, I'm going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.

by ProbablyTyrone April 23, 2013

Mochasexual

A sexual orientation for people who are drawn to someone of African American or Hispanic descent or who has a "mocha" complexion. Usually white males towards brown women.

"His last 4 girlfriends were either black or latina, turns out he is a mochasexual."

by GummyBlayr August 6, 2014

Michisexual

When you're straight, but you can't resist makeing sweet love to that one friend called Michi

- What are you humming?
- A song my one-night-stand sang to me last night.
- I thought you were out with Michi yesterday!
- Exactly. I just can't risit those curls. I guess I'm a Michisexual now.

by SVRF March 26, 2022

minhosexual

someone who is in love with Minho from the Maze Runner series

them: do you have a boyfriend?
me: yes, the sassy runner
them: so you’re minhosexual?

by sophdog223 January 26, 2021

MIKAsexual

any Person Who Is A Fan Of The British Pop Star MIKA Due To The Fact That He Is Talented, Sexy, And//Or Extremely Awesome. Coined Due To The Fact That MIKA Will Not Discuss His Sexuality. The Idea Is That One's Sexuality Shouldn't Matter But That People Should Be Liked Due To What They Do In Their Life.

"I Heard The Song "Grace Kelly" The Other Day And I Am Officially A MIKASexual."

by Emleeee April 10, 2008

mingisexual

one being attracted to Mingi from ATEEZ,
a very handsome, soft, adorable, breathtaking man.

Person 1: “Hey can i get your number?”
Person 2: “sorry, I’m mingisexual”
Person: *slowly backs off*

by nana_nai October 23, 2020

Minhosexual

Someone Who is in love with Minho from the maze runner series

Person1: hey! Whats your Sexuality?
Person2: I'm Minhosexual!!

by Tina_hppt January 27, 2021