Muddy Minefield

The act of engaging in fellatio immediately following sodomy (commonly known as "ass to mouth"), but with the modification of the person performing the act having a mouthful of Pop Rocks. The sensation of popping candy on a penis is comparable to being sucked off by a minefield, hence the term.

"Dude, my dick feels terrible."
"What happened, think you might have caught something from that freaky broad last night?"
"No man, she gave me a Muddy Minefield."
"Dang. You should see a doctor."

by Biafraid February 25, 2010

A Walking Minefield

A person who is essentially unstable. You never know what will randomly trigger an episode of rage from them. Anything from a joke, to a random topic or even just existing as a friend to them may be enough to randomly set them off. People who become long term friends with walking minefields will learn them like an old game of mine sweeper, but will always get exploded due to the being close factor. Walking minefields will use the most personal, hurtful, insane attacks against their friends when this random/unwarranted mine shows up.

I cant be friends with someone that's a walking minefield where if you say the wrong thing they yell at you and block you instead of talking it out. Like how was I supposed to know I'm not allowed to talk about cookies because ur dad died from choking on a cookie??

by liberkelon April 21, 2024

Riding a unicycle through a minefield

Taking an extremely treacherous action with extreme consequences for the slightest mistake

Ugh, describing FATAL on YouTube is like riding a unicycle through a minefield.

by anonymous November 19, 2024

Mansfield Power Nap

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.

Melissa took a “Mansfield power nap” in the middle of an argument with Sparky.

by Marentha10 May 2, 2018

Mansfield Bounty

A freshly curled out slightly tacky turd rolled in dessicated coconut

My mates just dropped a Mansfield bounty out of his ford motorhome

by Dr brownlove June 30, 2018

Mansfield

Town up north, nobody wants to be there and ridden with inbreds

“Heard about what happened in Mansfield”
“No”
“Lad was born with 7 fingers and 3 toes”

“Typical Mansfield that”

by Beaneyman January 4, 2019

Jayne Mansfield

Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.

Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.

by Mona Lott May 18, 2006